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Mute Uber Driver Top Rated in the World 10th Year in a Row
Apr 29, 2024

"It's remarkable how he manages to refrain from making a single sound year after year."

SAN FRANCISCO—For the tenth consecutive year, a remarkable Uber driver known for maintaining a tranquil ride experience has clinched the title of the world's highest-rated driver. This driver, Leroy, has consistently impressed passengers with a unique feature: silence. The mute Uber driver has become a legend in the ride-sharing world, standing out for an absence of conversation rather than its presence.


Passengers across various cities have lauded this driver. "When I see Leroy, I know I'm getting exactly what I want out of this ride," said one passenger, echoing the sentiments of many who have had the pleasure of riding with the mute Uber driver. "It's like a breath of fresh air."


Another passenger remarked on the driver's consistency, noting, "No matter the time or the day, Leroy is always a calming presence. It's remarkable how he manages to refrain from making a single sound year after year."


Leroy's success highlights a growing trend in the ride-sharing industry, where passengers increasingly value shutting the fuck up over engaging in conversation with their drivers. This shift has led to a new appreciation for drivers like Leroy.


Despite his silence, Leroy's impact on passengers has been profound. Many have reported feeling more refreshed and like a whole new person after his rides, a testament to the driver's ability to not say a single word. Not even a syllable.


As Leroy celebrates a decade of top ratings, their story serves as an inspiration to drivers everywhere. It proves that exceptional service doesn't matter, but rather a commitment to shutting the fuck up and leaving everyone to have an enjoyable experience alone. 

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