MENLO PARK—Instagram's algorithm has been found to show a bias towards content from car enthusiasts, favoring them by as much as 34% compared to other users. That is unless it's your post; yours will take hours to make, and then you will get 3 likes and a comment by a bot asking you to promote with them.

HOUSTON—Scientists have unearthed evidence suggesting that ancient humans continues to walk among us. Dubbed "homo inexpertus cursoris," or colloquially known as "homo amateur racer," these individuals represent a continuation of our evolutionary past. The term "homo inexpertus cursoris" reflects the characteristics of these individuals, who exhibit a unique blend of ancient and modern traits that allow them to survive in modern times but still choose to wear a helmet, fire retardant suits, an run directly into danger despite the close proximity to their demise.

FRESNO—Corn farmers across the nation are extending their thanks to the car community for playing a significant role in putting their children through college. This unexpected bond between two seemingly unrelated groups has emerged as car enthusiasts turn to E85, a fuel blend containing ethanol produced from corn, in pursuit of maximum horsepower and street dominance.