Alfa Romeo and AlphaTauri Remove ‘Alfa’ and ‘Alpha’ from Names, Citing Belief That These Names Are the Sole Reason for Being in Last Place
October 13, 2023

"...won't have to deal with the bad juju putting us at the back of the pack."

LONDON—In a move aimed at revamping their performance in Formula 1, Alfa Romeo and AlphaTauri have announced their decision to remove 'Alfa' and 'Alpha' from their team names. Both teams have been struggling to make their mark in Formula 1, consistently finishing at the back of the pack. Now, they are pinning their hopes on a name change as the key to turning their fortunes around.


The decision to shed 'Alfa' and 'Alpha' from their names comes with a strong belief within both teams that these names have been the primary factors behind their consistent last-place finishes. Team principal at Alfa Romeo, John Smith, emphasized the significance of this move, stating, "We've carefully evaluated our performance, and it became apparent that our association with 'Alfa' has been a heavy burden on our shoulders. The last two teams in the standings are 'alfa/alpha' teams. The reason can't be more clear!"


AlphaTauri's team principal, Sarah Johnson, echoed similar sentiments, saying, "For years, we've carried the weight of 'Alpha' in our name, and it's time for a fresh start. We believe that this change will not only help us shed the negativity associated with our performance but the cars and drivers will be faster since they won't have to deal with the bad juju putting us at the back of the pack." 


This decision is not without controversy, as both Alfa Romeo and AlphaTauri have a rich history and legacy associated with their respective names. However, in the cutthroat world of Formula 1, teams are willing to make significant changes in their pursuit of victory. Time will tell if this name change proves to be the catalyst for a turnaround. As the new Formula 1 season approaches, all eyes will be on Alfa Romeo and AlphaTauri to see if their belief that their names have been holding them back will translate into any on-track success, like any at all.


In the world of Formula 1, where every detail matters, this strategic name change could be the difference between finishing at the bottom and racing to the top of the leaderboard.


More Recent News

By Jonnathan Perez April 29, 2025
AICHI, JAPAN—After years of online bullying, internal doubt, and “Z4 in a Halloween costume” memes, the Toyota Supra has finally opened up about its long-overdue emotional breakthrough.
By Jonnathan Perez April 28, 2025
MARANELLO, ITALY—In a scandal that has sent shockwaves through the Tifosi and led to plates of linguine being angrily slammed onto terrazzo floors, Lewis Hamilton’s relationship with Ferrari has reportedly hit a snag—after he was photographed putting pineapple on a pizza during a team dinner in Modena.
By Jonnathan Perez April 26, 2025
CLEVELAND, OH—A highly anticipated experimental surgery designed to help car guys remember each other’s actual names—rather than just their cars—has officially failed all clinical trials, according to a report released this week by the Useless Technicals Institute.
Show More

THE SHOP

EMAIL:
info@ninetyoneoctane.com

TEXT:
(424) 259-2428‬

S T A Y  T U N E D