Agustin Canapino On His Indycar Return: "That wasn't me, that was Waugustin Canapino. He Shaved His Mustache!"
June 13, 2024

 "...The past is behind me."

INDIANAPOLIS—After a turbulent hiatus from Indycar racing following a death threat scandal, Agustin Canapino is set to make a highly anticipated return at Laguna Seca. Canapino's leave of absence from Road America sparked significant controversy and speculation within the motorsport community. Now, as he gears up for his comeback, he’s determined to continue to deflect blame while embracing an unusual doppleganger.


In a recent interview, Canapino addressed the scandal with an unexpected twist. "That wasn't me, that was Wagustin Canapino. He shaved his mustache!" Canapino quipped, downplaying his involvement. This response seems to be his way of distancing himself from the scandal without directly taking any responsibility.


Despite the controversy, Canapino is eager to refocus on his racing career. "I’m here to race and win. The past is behind me, and I’m looking forward to proving myself at Laguna Seca," he stated confidently. His determination to move past the scandal is evident, even if it means changing nothing and maintaining his toxic fan base.


Not everyone is convinced. JNC's Team principal commented, "We support Agustin's return, but we also believe in accountability and Pourchaire should apologize." This statement reflects the team's cautious stance of not disrupting their fan base because they need all the money they can get selling Canapino T-Shirts."


As the race at Laguna Seca approaches, Canapino’s performance will be under intense scrutiny. Whether he can truly leave the past behind and reclaim his standing in the sport remains to be seen. For now, Canapino seems content to let Wagustin Canapino take the blame.

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