"...he's been possessed by the spirit of a poor performance."

SAN DIEGO—A BMW enthusiast dad recently sought the help of a priest to perform an exorcism on his son after the young man confessed to being an Audi fan. The incident has left many perplexed and amused, while Audi car owners are crying in outrage, all of which highlights the depth of brand loyalty among car enthusiasts.

The dramatic encounter unfolded when the son, long known for his father's passion for BMW, bravely disclosed his newfound admiration for Audi vehicles. This revelation left his BMW-loving dad feeling as if his son were possessed. He said, "I thought my boy had been taken over by some foreign entity. Audi? It's as if he's been possessed by the spirit of a poor performance. I mean how could you not want the Ultimate Driving Machine?!"

The situation escalated when the dad reached out to a local priest, convinced that an exorcism was the only way to save his son from the clutches of the Audi devil. The priest, however, couldn't help but take the request. He explained, "I've seen some unusual requests in my time, but this one certainly takes the cake. Cars don't possess souls, but neither does someone who drives Audis, so I get it."

The bizarre story has sparked debate within the automotive community, emphasizing the deep-seated rivalry between BMW and Audi fans. While brand loyalty is a common facet of car culture, this episode serves as a reminder that it's essential to embrace diversity and appreciate the nuances of different automobile brands without resorting to supernatural interventions. Unless they are an Audi fan, then you must do everything in your power to change that.