Devry University Scientists Utilize Historical Records to Successfully Reconstruct 3D Model of Hermes, the Greek God of Speed
November 23, 2023

"Don't you think he looks like Verstappen?"

ILLINOIS—In a fusion of technology and history, scientists at DeVry University have achieved a breakthrough by utilizing historical records to meticulously reconstruct a three-dimensional model of Hermes, the revered Greek god of speed. This ambitious project has not only captivated the imagination of scholars but has also opened a window into the past, shedding light on the visual representation of ancient deities.


The team at DeVry University delved into a comprehensive study of historical texts, artistic depictions, and archaeological findings related to Hermes. Armed with this wealth of information, they employed cutting-edge 3D modeling techniques to bring the god to life in a way that transcends traditional artistic interpretations.


Dr. Maria Rodriguez, lead researcher on the project, expressed the significance of this endeavor, stating, "He kind of looks like Verstappen. Don't you think he looks like Verstappen?"


The reconstructed 3D model showcases Hermes in all his dynamic glory, emphasizing the god's association with speed and agility. The project not only highlights the technological prowess of the DeVry University scientists but also underscores the interdisciplinary nature of studying ancient civilizations.


As the scientific community celebrates this remarkable achievement, Dr. Jonathan Reynolds, a historian specializing in ancient Greek culture, remarked, "The 3D reconstruction of Hermes really DOES look like Verstappen. This could explain everything."


DeVry University's groundbreaking work in reconstructing the 3D model of Hermes not only enriches our understanding of ancient mythology but also showcases the immense potential for collaboration between technology and the humanities in unraveling the mysteries of the past or in this case, mysteries of the present.

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