Elon Promises Unlimited Range EVs By 2024 After Enlisting Engineers to Probe How The Energizer Bunny Keeps Going & Going & Going
August 23, 2023

It just keeps going and going and going...

AUSTIN—Elon has taken an intriguing turn in his pursuit of groundbreaking technology. Reports reveal that he has tasked his lead engineers with unraveling the mystery behind the Energizer Bunny's tireless energy, in a bid to unlock the secret to unlimited range electric vehicles. With this audacious move, Elon aims to eliminate range anxiety and revolutionize the electric vehicle (EV) industry.


Elon's directive showcases his unconventional approach to innovation. He believes that the Energizer Bunny's ability to "keep going and going and going" holds essential insights for enhancing battery technology. In his own words, "The Energizer bunny has provided us with incredible examples of infinite energy. We just need to understand and replicate it."


While this endeavor is ambitious, it's not without skepticism. Dr. Sarah Miller, a leading battery researcher, comments, "While Energizer has a great marketing team, batteries are complex. Batteries need to maintain safety, efficiency, and sustainability, but most importantly, they need to be rooted in reality."


Elon's commitment to this challenging endeavor demonstrates his unwavering determination to reshape the EV landscape. If successful, his promise of unlimited range electric vehicles could mark a significant leap toward a sustainable and energy-abundant transportation future.


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