F1 Will Put Up Barriers with Viewing Holes in Las Vegas and Charge $1500 Per Hole
August 14, 2023

Local Businesses Weren't Having It!

LAS VEGAS—In a surprising twist, the upcoming Las Vegas Formula 1 race has found itself embroiled in controversy as organizers unveil a unique approach to funding the event. Faced with local businesses' refusal to pay according to their seating capacity, the race management has introduced a daring strategy: they plan to erect a barrier with holes and charge spectators a whopping $1500 per hole to catch a glimpse of the high-octane action.


This unconventional move has raised eyebrows, sparking debates about the accessibility of such a prestigious sporting event. While critics argue that this approach might alienate fans and create an elitist atmosphere, proponents suggest it could be an innovative solution to ensure the race's financial viability.


A spokesperson for the Las Vegas F1 race defended the decision, stating, "We believe this method will not only attract a wider audience but the holes will be big enough to take a picture of Verstappen. We aim to strike a balance between offering a unique experience and maintaining the race's significance."


However, local residents and fans of the sport are divided on the issue. Some view it as an opportunity to witness the thrilling race from an unparalleled vantage point, while others express concerns about potential safety issues. There is no mention of helmets being provided.


As the controversy continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the Las Vegas F1 race is determined to find innovative solutions to ensure its success, even if it means creating barriers, both literal and figurative, that challenge the traditional norms of a watching one guy beat everyone else in the world of Formula 1.

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