"...I could never be that evil!"

LOS ANGELES—The infamous slasher Jason Voorhees, known for his terrifying appearances in the Friday the 13th, has made a statement about a different kind of horror - the jaw-dropping $100,000 markup on the Nissan Nismo Z at a local dealership. Voorhees' response was straightforward: "Now THAT'S criminal!" It appears that even a a famous murderer who has terrorized countless camp counselors can recognize true crime when it's happening.

This statement sheds light on an issue that has sparked outrage among car enthusiasts and prospective buyers. The Nismo Z, known for its outstanding performance and sleek design, was supposed to be an affordable sports car option. However, some unscrupulous dealership owners have taken advantage of its popularity by adding an exorbitant markup, causing many potential buyers to question their purchase decisions.

Another quote from Jason Voorhees further emphasizes the gravity of the situation, "All those teenagers I slashed are probably happy I saved them from a world of blood sucking dealers. I could never be that evil!"

While Jason Voorhees may be best known for his chilling antics, his statement serves as a reminder that even in the world of ruthless criminals, dealers that mark up cars are worse than them all. In this case, the price markup on the Nismo Z is terrifying enough to warrant his attention and condemnation. Car shoppers hope that this public outcry may lead to more reasonable pricing practices in the future.