Project cars perched on jack stands in garages across the country creates a domino effect.

LOS ANGELES—In a discovery that has sent shock waves through both the scientific and automotive communities, geologists have revealed that the single cause of earthquake aftershocks is the phenomenon of thousands of neglected project cars falling off jack stands in unison after the initial earthquake hits.

Dr. Emily Gonzales, a leading seismologist at the National Geological Institute, explained the findings: “We’ve always known that aftershocks are a common occurrence following major seismic events, but our recent research has uncovered a startling connection. The sheer number of project cars perched on jack stands in garages across the country creates a domino effect. When an initial quake hits, it dislodges these vehicles, causing a secondary wave of tremors.”

The revelation was made after a comprehensive study involving data from recent earthquakes and field investigations in regions with a high concentration of car enthusiasts. The team found a striking correlation between areas with frequent aftershocks and the presence of numerous project cars in various stages of repair.

James Santos, an amateur mechanic whose project car collection spans decades, shared his thoughts: “I’ve got half a dozen cars in my garage, all of them up on jack stands. It never occurred to me that they could be contributing to aftershocks. It’s a bit alarming to think that my hobby might be… shaking things up.”

Car enthusiasts have been buzzing with discussions about the implications of these findings. Some enthusiasts are taking it in stride, while others are contemplating safer ways to store their vehicles instead of finishing them like they should.

Megan Sanchez, a member of bimmerforums, commented: “It’s kind of funny but also a bit scary. I guess it’s time to invest in some better jack stands or maybe even consider lowering the cars to the ground when they’re not being worked on. I just can't be expected to finish them any time soon.”

As geologists continue to investigate this newfound link, the hope is that awareness will lead to better preparedness and safety measures among car enthusiasts, ultimately reducing the risk of these unintended aftershocks. Or they could just, you know, finish them.