"...the license picture on the coaster is kinda cool."

FONTANA—In an attempt to address the perennial issue of long lines, the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) has taken an unconventional turn by installing a rollercoaster at select locations. While the move is undoubtedly creative, it underscores the agency's inclination to adopt seemingly anything but the straightforward solution to alleviate the frustration of those waiting for hours on end.

One DMV worker, who preferred to remain anonymous, shared insights into the unintended consequences of the rollercoaster initiative, stating, "Sure, the rollercoaster could work, but all these people bug me so we go take most of the rides."

While some employees may be taking advantage of the rollercoaster breaks, there are mixed reactions from those enduring the lines. John Thompson, a hopeful license applicant, voiced his perspective, saying, "I hate that I still have to wait five hours, but I have to admit, the license picture on the coaster is kinda cool."

The rollercoaster experiment has left many scratching their heads, wondering if the DMV's approach is more about distracting the waiting crowd than efficiently processing applications. As the lines persist, the rollercoaster remains a testament to the DMV's willingness to try anything but the straightforward measures needed to tackle the age-old problem of waiting forever at the DMV.