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AUSTIN—Elon Musk, the enigmatic entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla, has once again demonstrated his unparalleled ability to build a car that needs to be immediately serviced. Musk managed to convince his devoted followers to purchase what could only be described as a 'shitbox' directly from the factory. This unconventional strategy not only showcases Musk's incredible ingenuity but also highlights the unwavering loyalty of his supporters.

Despite the less-than-flattering description, Musk's charisma and persuasive prowess were on full display as he managed to spend all his energy convincing his fans that these vehicles were not only practical but also a statement of rebellion against traditional automotive norms, rather than spending any time actually developing a good car.

One fan, who wished to remain anonymous, shared their perspective on Musk's unconventional marketing tactics: "The signs to stay away were there the whole time, but Elon has this way of making even the most absurd ideas seem appealing. Plus, knowing that I'm supporting him after his losses with twitter makes up for it a bit. I can forgive the panel issues, death throttle, and rust."

Another supporter, echoing similar sentiments, expressed admiration for Musk's ability to challenge the status quo: "Elon doesn't play by the rules, and that's what I love about him. He's not afraid to take risks, push boundaries, lose a ton of money, and make crappy cars and that's why I trust him when he says the cybertruck are worth buying."

With this latest maneuver, Elon Musk has once again solidified his status as a visionary leader who can rally his followers behind even the most unconventional ideas. Whether it's losing billions of dollars or flooding the automotive industry with dangerous aluminum siding, Musk continues to defy expectations and inspire legions of fans around the world.