"...It's a sugar cookie, man. This is crazy."

BROOKLYN—Dylan Dilinjah, a former star of MTV’s Making the Band, was pulled over outside the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) late Wednesday night. According to police reports, Dylan claimed he was on an important mission—delivering a sugar cookie to none other than disgraced music mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs.

“I was just trying to finish what was started decades ago,” Dylan said during the traffic stop. “With everything he's going through I thought he needed salt on the…err.. a treat from the 5 greatest rappers of all time. A sugar cookie, man!”

The incident took place outside the notorious Brooklyn jail, sparking confusion among officers who questioned why Diddy would need a sugar cookie. Clearly they had were neither MTV or Dave Chappelle fans.

One of the arresting officers, who wished to remain anonymous, recounted the surreal exchange. “We didn’t know if we should laugh or take him seriously. The man was adamant that he was there to bring a sugar cookie to Diddy, who he believed was inside. It's a sugar cookie, man. This is crazy.”

Dylan, who was known for Making the Band, insisted that the cookie was no joke. “This was a special delivery. Maybe he'll finally reopen the studio. Diddy made me walk across New York City for cheesecake, so a sugar cookie? While he rots in prison? To remind him what he did to.. For my career? That’s nothing.”

Despite the explanation, police had no choice but to eat Dylan's sugar cookie. Diddy has yet to comment.