"...as long as I have overdraft protection..."

ANAHEIM—A man previously believed to be allergic to money has been unveiled as nothing more than a fervent car enthusiast. The case, initially shrouded in mystery, took an unexpected twist when it was discovered that his financial aversion was merely a result of channeling all available resources into his love for shitboxes.

The man, now identified as having an unhealthy relationship with cars, shared his perspective, stating, "It's not that I'm allergic to money; it's just that cars have a tricky way of making me ignore receipts. I've always believed that as long as I have overdraft protection I can continue to order parts without looking at my bank account."

This revelation challenges the initial assumptions surrounding the man's supposed aversion to money and sheds light on the sacrifices some enthusiasts are willing to make for items that they thing are worth 10 times as much as they actually are.

The story serves as a reminder that people's priorities and passions can shape their lifestyles in unconventional ways. In a society often driven by materialism, the man's dedication to his love for cars is a problem that has gone ignored for a long time because it's just accepted by society. Yeah, keep buying more 'daily drivers'; it won't end up as just another piece of metal on jack stands.