CORONA—A recent study has shed light on the extraordinary expenses incurred by the average DIY mechanic over the course of a lifetime. According to the research findings, the average DIY mechanic spends a staggering $2 million on 10mm sockets throughout their lifetime. This eye-opening statistic has surprised pretty much only people who hate cars or live under a rock.

The study, conducted by automotive economists at Useless Technicals Institute, delved into the spending habits of DIY mechanics and their insatiable need for 10mm sockets. Dr. Emily Turner, one of the lead researchers, commented on the findings, stating, "We were genuinely taken aback by the extent of expenditure on 10mm sockets. It's a small tool, but I guess it's not the size that counts."

The research also revealed that the pursuit of the elusive 10mm socket often leads to multiple purchases, as these tiny tools have a tendency to mysteriously disappear from a mechanic's toolbox. This phenomenon, known as the "10mm socket paradox," has become a running joke in the automotive community.

One DIY enthusiast, Mark Anderson, shared his perspective on the study's findings, saying, "I've lost count of how many 10mm sockets I've bought over the years. They seem to vanish into thin air when you need them the most. But hey, it's all part of going broke on project cars!" 

While the $2 million figure may seem exorbitant, it underscores the dedication of DIY mechanics to almost quite literally light money on fire instead of saving for things like retirement, housing, and food.