New Traffic Laws Introduces Sign Language for Motorists to Address Bad Drivers
July 3, 2024

"...a universal signal for drivers to be more mindful of their actions."

SACRAMENTO—In a bold move to improve road safety and reduce driving frustrations, New traffic laws introduce a new set of sign language gestures specifically designed for motorists to address bad drivers. This innovative approach aims to facilitate non-verbal communication on the road, promoting safer and more considerate driving habits.


The new traffic laws include four distinct signs. The first sign makes use of the center most finger and translates to, "I strongly suggest you take your negative driving elsewhere." This gesture is intended for drivers who exhibit aggressive or reckless behavior. Jane Thompson, a driving instructor, remarked, “This sign allows drivers to express their disapproval in a non-confrontational way, hopefully encouraging better driving etiquette.”


The second sign is abbreviated as "Caught you lookin’," aimed at drivers who are distracted by multitasking. It's a gentle reminder to keep their eyes on the road. Officer Mike Rodriguez of the local traffic department commented, “Distracted driving is a major cause of accidents. This sign can help raise awareness and remind drivers to stay focused without escalating tensions.”


The third sign addresses a common frustration at drive-thrus. It is meant for those who pay at the first window but fail to pull up close enough to the car in front at the second window, making it difficult for others to reach the payment window. Laura Miller, a frequent drive-thru patron, shared her experience: “I can’t count how many times I’ve been stuck because the car in front didn’t pull up properly. This sign is a great way to politely point out the issue.”


The fourth sign is a more general gesture that can be used for any traffic violation or obvious stupid driving. It serves as a universal signal for drivers to be more mindful of their actions. DMV spokesperson, Robert Green, explained, “This general sign is versatile and can be used in various situations to promote better driving habits and reduce road rage.


The DMV hopes that these new signs will encourage a more polite and cooperative driving environment, ultimately leading to safer roads for everyone.

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