NITROCROSS Seeks a Vegas Grand Prix Jackpot: Asks FIA for Track Extensions that include Inside-Hotel Loops and Rooftop Jumps
November 21, 2023

"...You don't even have to stop gambling to watch the race!"

UTAH—In a move aimed at capitalizing on the success of Formula 1's recent Grand Prix in Las Vegas, the organizers of NITROCROSS, renowned for their adrenaline-fueled off-road events, have set their sights on the glittering lights of the city with a groundbreaking proposal to the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA). Seeking to create a Vegas Grand Prix spectacle like no other, NITROCROSS has requested track extensions that include heart-stopping inside-hotel loops and gravity-defying rooftop jumps.


The proposal, delivered to the FIA headquarters last week, outlines a vision that blends the high-octane excitement of off-road racing with the iconic elements of the Las Vegas Strip. NITROCROSS envisions a track that winds through the heart of the city, seamlessly integrating with the urban landscape and taking racers through daring maneuvers both within and atop prominent hotels.


Spokesperson for NITROCROSS, Lisa Rodriguez, expressed the team's enthusiasm for the ambitious project, stating, "Las Vegas is synonymous with entertainment, and F1 missed an opportunity by making everyone stand outside in the cold. Imagine the roar of engines echoing inside the strip's casino buildings and racers navigating loops inside hotels—You don't even have to stop gambling to watch the race!"


While the proposal has sparked excitement among fans and some racing purists, it has also raised eyebrows within the motorsports community. Critics argue that the integration of inside-hotel loops and rooftop jumps may compromise safety and veer too far from traditional racing norms. Responding to these concerns, Rodriguez emphasized NITROCROSS's commitment to rigorous safety measures, ensuring that the spectacle remains thrilling yet secure.


In a statement, she said, "We understand the importance of safety in motorsports, and our team is working closely with experts to design and implement little parachutes we can put on the cars so they can float down easily if they miss a rooftop. Sponsors can buy ad space on those parachutes too!"


As the FIA deliberates on NITROCROSS's audacious proposal, the motorsports community eagerly awaits the outcome, pondering the potential marriage of off-road exhilaration and the glamour of the Las Vegas Strip. Whether the vision becomes a reality or not, NITROCROSS has undeniably injected a dose of excitement into the world of racing with its Vegas jackpot dream.

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