"Norris navigated flawlessly—almost as if he’s champion-caliber..."

MONACO—Oscar Piastri is now just two wins away from being four wins ahead of teammate Lando Norris. This revelation comes on the heels of the 2025 Monaco Grand Prix, where Norris clinched victory—hoping that people will stop being so mean and finally see that he's good too, and that they should be nice to him like they are to Piastri.

"Wait, so I’m still ahead by two races?" Piastri asked, visibly perplexed. "That doesn’t seem right. I’m still ahead by that much?"

The McLaren garage has reportedly installed a whiteboard titled “Piastri vs. Norris: The Win Gap,” featuring a complex diagram of arrows, numbers, and a ton of red string. Team principal Andrea Stella declined to comment, citing a sudden need to “adhere to papaya rules.”

Norris, fresh off his Monaco triumph, appeared unfazed by the numerical gymnastics. “I’m just here to drive fast and occasionally understand what’s going on,” he said, sipping from his champagne bottle. “Oscar better watch out or I’ll be number one soon.”

The Monaco Grand Prix itself was a spectacle of strategy and precision. Norris secured pole position and maintained his lead throughout the race, fending off challenges from Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc and Piastri, who finished second and third, respectively. The race’s new two-stop rule added an extra layer of complexity, but Norris navigated it flawlessly—almost as if he’s champion-caliber.

In the aftermath, fans have taken to social media to debate the implications of a Norris win. One user tweeted, “With this Norris win, do we leave him alone now?”

As the season progresses, the battle between Piastri and Norris promises to be as much about mental toughness as it is about on-track prowess. With the Spanish Grand Prix on the horizon, both drivers are undoubtedly recalibrating their strategies—and perhaps silencing some doubters. Perhaps.

In the meantime, McLaren’s team meetings have reportedly been punctuated by heated debates over the correct driver order, with one PR rep overheard saying, “It doesn’t matter if you’re better.”