Record Low Yearly Mileage for Tesla Model 3s as Grocery Delivery Grows More Accessible
January 23, 2024

"I invested a substantial amount in my Tesla Model 3..."

AUSTIN—Tesla Model 3 owners are reporting record low yearly mileage as the demand for grocery delivery services surges. As the world adapts to changing lifestyles, the once-revolutionary electric cars find themselves under scrutiny, with some owners expressing regret over the hefty price tag for a vehicle that seems to lack a certain 'soul.'


One Tesla driver, who wished to remain anonymous, shared their disillusionment with the high-tech vehicle. "I invested a substantial amount in my Tesla Model 3, expecting a thrilling driving experience. However, with the rise of convenient grocery delivery services, I don't get the opportunity to experience that thrill."


The sentiment of a Tesla owner questioning the purchase of their electric steed echoes a growing feeling among early EV adopters, filled with regret and a sense of lacking soul


Industry analysts are proposing an unconventional repurposing of these underutilized electric vehicles. According to automotive analyst Jane Ford, "With grocery delivery services becoming an integral part of our daily lives, perhaps we should consider repurposing Tesla Model 3s as mobile phone charging stations. These sleek machines, equipped with advanced battery technology, could serve as convenient charging hubs in urban areas, addressing the increasing demand for accessible charging infrastructure."


As grocery delivery continues to reshape consumer habits, the automotive landscape is witnessing an unexpected ripple effect. Tesla Model 3s, once celebrated for their innovation and performance, now find themselves at a crossroads where owners and analysts alike are reevaluating their role in the world and whether owning one is warranted.

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