"It’s a bit of a gas guzzler... a bit"

SAN BERNARDINO—Batman’s recent move to California has hit a significant speed bump—one that has left Gotham’s hero out of commission. Due to California’s strict Bureau of Automotive Repair (BAR) requirements, the Batmobile has been deemed unfit for street use, forcing Batman to temporarily step away from his crime-fighting duties.

The Dark Knight's high-tech, crime-busting vehicle, known for its unmatched power and intimidating design, fell short of emissions standards and failed to meet the state’s rigorous smog requirements. “I was prepared for criminals, but not for California’s emissions standards,” Batman commented in frustration. “The Batmobile has military-grade tech, advanced stealth systems, and a custom-built 12-cylinder turbo motor. It’s a bit of a gas guzzler... a bit.”

California’s BAR regulations, some of the toughest in the country, have sidelined many powerful vehicles, but Batman’s ride is one of the most high-profile cases to date. Officials say the issue lies primarily with the Batmobile’s turbo engine, which produces excessive exhaust and noise pollution. “We appreciate what Batman does for the community, but rules are rules,” stated Rick Marshall, a BAR representative. “The Batmobile has to meet our standards.”

Without his iconic vehicle, Batman has been forced to look for alternative transportation to patrol the streets, though no option seems quite up to the task. “I tried a Prius. It sucks, but I guess the criminals don’t hear me coming,” Batman remarked dryly. “Until I get the Batmobile California-compliant, San Bernardino may have to handle things on its own.”

For now, the Caped Crusader’s work remains on hold as he navigates California’s complex automotive laws, and San Bernardino finds itself missing its defender. With the Batmobile in the shop, Batman faces his toughest challenge yet: bringing the ultimate crime-fighting machine up to code.