"He’s just there because he’s willing to put Batman’s socks on for him every morning.”

GOTHAM CITY—Batman's longtime mechanic, Josue, has voiced his frustrations about being overshadowed by the ever-present Alfred. Despite working tirelessly behind the scenes, Josue feels he has not received the recognition he deserves for his role in maintaining the Batmobile and other iconic vehicles in Batman’s arsenal.

“Everyone’s always talking about Alfred,” Josue lamented. “But you seen the Batmobile? That’s all ME! I work 110 hours a week, and Batman doesn’t even give me any benefits. He says letting me work on his Bat things is benefit enough.”

Josue's work on the Batmobile, Batcycle, and even the Batplane has kept Batman ahead of Gotham's criminals for years. Yet, while his creations are admired by fans and feared by villains, Josue himself remains largely unknown.

“It’s a thankless job,” Josue continued. “I take the bus to work because I don’t even have time to work on my own car. And Alfred? He’s not even a real butler. He’s just there because he’s willing to put Batman’s socks on for him every morning.”

Josue’s remarks have sparked a quiet stir among Gotham’s elite, many of whom have started to worry that they will have to treat their mechanic's better. After all, it’s not just the Batmobile’s sleek design or advanced weaponry that makes it a force to be reckoned with—it’s the countless hours of labor and expertise that Josue pours into every inch of it.

“I just want people to know,” Josue said, with a hint of pride. “Alfred may help Batman with his socks, but I’m the one keeping him on the streets. Oh and better pay… and benefits. Not a lot…any really.”