Cool Guy that Always Posts 'Did You Even Bother Searching?' Wins Lifetime Forum Achievement Award
December 14, 2023

"...they don't know how I am, screw them."

RICHMOND—James Jackson, a forum luminary known for his trademark posts "Did You Even Bother Searching?", has been honored with a prestigious Lifetime Forum Achievement Award. This cool contributor has become synonymous with steering forum users toward solutions by offering no help at all.


While some might see his contributions as blunt, there's no denying the impact they've had on the forum ecosystem. His relentless insistence on users searching for answers has become a cornerstone of the community, without them threads would be half as long.


A forum moderator, acknowledging the unique nature of the cool guy's contributions, stated, "In a world where online forums can sometimes devolve into chaos with redundant queries, having someone like this cool guy has been a godsend. His 'Did You Even Bother Searching?' comments have become the backbone of our community, encouraging users to look anywhere but forums for solutions."


The Lifetime Forum Achievement Award recognizes the profound influence of Jackson's distinctive approach. While some may argue that his contributions lack the conventional educational aspect, millions of forum users have benefited from the reminder to utilize the search function by never returning to the forums again. The award serves as a testament to the power of completely unnecessary comments in forums.


Reflecting on his unique journey within the forum, Jackson remarked, "It's not about being mean-spirited; I just don't know anything about cars so this is pretty much all I can contribute. Plus they don't know how I am, screw them."


In a world where online forums are teeming with information, Jackson's Lifetime Forum Achievement Award is a recognition of the vital role he has played in maintaining chaos, derailing threads, and a sense of hatred in the forum ecosystem.

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