Man Invests 10,764 Consecutive Hours on YouTube and Forums in Pursuit of the Perfect Wheels
December 13, 2023

"...It's a Geo Metro, do they even make that many wheels?"

SAN FRANCISCO—In a tale of unwavering dedication and perpetual indecision, a man has invested a staggering 10,764 consecutive hours scouring YouTube and forums in a relentless quest for the perfect wheels for his Geo Metro. This pursuit, bordering on obsession, has taken over every facet of his life, making even the most mundane activities a platform for further research.


Known for his extreme indecisiveness, the man navigates the vast sea of conflicting information, perpetually stuck in a cycle of changing preferences and contradictory advice. One day he's set on a sleek, minimalist design, only to be swayed the next day by claims of superior performance from a different style. The wealth of opinions and diverse experiences shared on forums only adds to his dilemma, as each anecdote seems to counterbalance the last.


A fellow automotive enthusiast, who has witnessed the man's tireless quest, remarks, "I mean we all go through it but he's trippin'. It's a Geo Metro, do they even make that many wheels?"


The man's struggle has reached a point where even basic necessities are not exempt from his quest. Reports suggest that he cannot even take a bathroom break without delving into further wheel research, underscoring the all-encompassing nature of his fixation.


As the days turn into weeks, and the weeks into months, some claim that he remains in a perpetual state of research, endlessly caught in the loop of contradictory information. This story serves as a cautionary tale about the fine line between passion and obsession, highlighting the need for balance in the pursuit of automotive perfection.

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