"In fact, it's only among Cybertruck owners."

AUSTIN—A recent study by the Useless Technical Institute (UTI) has revealed owners of Tesla's Cybertruck are reportedly 18 times more likely to be bullied by their wife's boyfriend. The study, which surveyed all Cybertruck owners, has sparked discussions about the social implications of owning vehicles with aluminum siding.

According to the UTI study, the phenomenon of being bullied by a wife's boyfriend appears to be disproportionately higher among Cybertruck owners compared to owners of other vehicles. In fact, it's only among Cybertruck owners. While the exact reasons for this correlation remain unclear, some experts suggest that the Cybertruck's unconventional design and Owner's Elon stanning may play a role in attracting unwanted attention.

One Cybertruck owner, who wished to remain anonymous, shared his experience. "Ever since I got my Cybertruck, my wife's boyfriend has been making fun of me," he said. "He calls it a 'spaceship on wheels' and laughs at how different it looks from traditional trucks. It's really embarrassing."

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has not commented directly on the study's findings. Still, he has previously praised the Cybertruck's unique design and impressive performance by breaking it's window with a baseball.

As the debate continues, one thing is clear: owning a Cybertruck may come with unexpected social challenges. Whether it's a badge of honor or a target for ridicule, Cybertruck owners seem to have sparked a new and unwanted chapter in the ongoing saga of automotive culture.