"...we must do everything in our power to protect them from themselves."

LOS ANGELES—The International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has officially placed "Takeover Kids" on the endangered species list, highlighting their alarmingly low survival odds compared to other species. Takeover Kids, a term used to describe individuals with lukewarm intelligence who participate in takeovers, including as spectators, face a multitude of dangers that threaten their lives and the lives of others, entirely voluntarily

According to the latest data from the IUCN, Takeover Kids have the lowest survival odds of all species, with only a fraction of them surviving past their first couple of takeovers. This stark reality underscores the urgent need for action to protect these vulnerable individuals from their poor decision making abilities.

In response to this designation, Dr. Emily Carter, a leading expert on tide pod kids, stated, "The inclusion of Takeover Kids on the endangered species list is a wake-up call for governments and organizations around the world. These children are too dumb to avoid unimaginable dangers, and we must do everything in our power to protect them from themselves."

Human rights activist, Maria Ramirez, expressed her concern, saying, "It's heartbreaking to think that takeover kids are treating themselves as disposable commodities. We need to prioritize their safety and well-being above all else."

The IUCN's decision has sparked calls for increased efforts to combat takeovers and provide support to at-risk kids. Organizations working in this field are urging governments to strengthen laws and policies to protect takeover from getting Camaro loans at crazy APRs and to provide them with the necessary support and resources to rebuild their frontal cortex.

As the world grapples with the challenges of protecting its most vulnerable populations, the plight of Takeover Kids serves as a stark reminder of the urgent need for action to ensure a safer and more secure future for all children.