WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that shocked absolutely no one at this point, Elon Musk took the stage today to unveil Tesla’s latest lineup, dubbed the Swasticars. The new range includes the Model SS, The Iron Crossover, and Mein Kar—names that were apparently approved without a second glance.

Musk, who has never been one to back down from controversy, defended the branding as “bold” and “historically efficient.” “These cars represent a strong, disciplined approach to electric performance,” Musk stated. “People are too sensitive these days. I bet they did Nazi that coming!”

Reaction was swift and overwhelmingly negative, with many wondering how this is even real life. “I can’t believe this is real,” said automotive journalist Miguel Alvarez. “The Cybertruck was bad, but this? This is a full-speed dive into historical illiteracy. Or worse, Musk knows exactly what he’s doing.”

Despite the backlash, some Tesla fans remain undeterred. “I mean, the names are just names, right?” said investor and self-described “free thinker” Kevin Daniels. “People are just overreacting again. It’s like when they freaked out over Musk's Roman salute. Just buy the stock and ignore the noise.”

However, not everyone is buying Musk’s latest stunt. “I knew Tesla was on some nonsense, but this? This is next-level,” said software engineer Priya Sharma. “At this point, he’s just seeing what he can get away with before he takes off to Mars. And knowing his fanbase, they'll continue to slobber his knob.”

As public outrage grows, Musk has hinted at a possible rebrand to other disgusting points in history, tweeting: “You guys need to get over your guilt. You’re all just proving my point. I'm going to keep doing this.” What that point is remains unclear.