"...we are going to be printing money!"

HOLLYWOOD—In the wake of the success of the Gran Turismo movie, Polyphony Digital and Sony are gearing up to captivate racing enthusiasts once again with a thrilling new true story. This time, the narrative revolves around a racing simulator cockpit crafted from extruded aluminum that astonishingly transforms into a fully functional race car. Building on the excitement generated by the Gran Turismo movie, the upcoming narrative promises to blur the lines between virtual and reality in an unprecedented way so they can sell more copies of the game without improving it.

The spotlight of this story is on a meticulously designed sim rig, born from the fusion of advanced engineering and innovation. The real game-changer, however, lies in its ability to metamorphose into a fully functional race car, taking the concept of simulation to a whole new level. The climax of this extraordinary journey culminates at the iconic Le Mans race, where the sim rig-turned-race car competes against seasoned professionals. As the story unfolds, viewers will witness a true tale of triumph, highlighting Sony and Nissan like one long two hour commercial.

In anticipation of this groundbreaking narrative, Kazunori Yamauchi, CEO of Polyphony Digital, expresses his enthusiasm, stating, "We did it with a person, now it's time to do it with the cockpit. The world will see our true power!"

Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO Jim Ryan also chimed in, saying, "Gran Turismo has always been about pushing the limits of technology and entertainment. This upcoming true story is going to sell so many damn games. We might have to launch our own sim. We are going to be printing money!"

As the world eagerly awaits the release of Gran Turismo's latest venture into reality-bending narratives, it is evident that the convergence of gaming, simulation, and real-world racing is set to redefine the way we perceive the boundaries of virtual entertainment. But most of all, the boundaries of what a sim rig can become—a real-life boy, wait no, a race car. A real life race car. But most of all, the boundaries of what a sim rig can become—a real-life boy, wait, no, a race car. A real-life race car.