Hipsters Leave F1 in Droves Upon Discovering IndyCar: 'We Support Independent Artists EVERYWHERE'
February 21, 2024

"...artisanal coffee stands popping up in the paddock..."

INDIANAPOLIS—A wave of hipsters has been spotted abandoning the Formula 1 scene in favor of IndyCar racing. While some may attribute this shift to the allure of American motorsports, a deeper dive reveals the motivation: a perceived connection to indie music. Hipsters, known for their penchant for all things indie, have been flocking to IndyCar races in droves, citing their support for "independent artists everywhere" as the driving force behind their newfound passion.


"We support independent artists EVERYWHERE," exclaimed one hipster, as he proudly donned his vintage racing jacket adorned with IndyCar logos. It appears that some hipsters believe that they are championing independent drivers by embracing the world of open-wheel racing.


While their motives may be unconventional, there's no denying the impact of hipster culture on the IndyCar scene. From artisanal coffee stands popping up in the paddock to vintage vinyl record shops setting up shop near the track, the influence of hipsters is unmistakable. They are gentrifying motorsport.


As hipsters continue to flock to IndyCar races, their presence adds a tattoos and pretension to the already vibrant atmosphere of motorsports. Whether they're cheering on their favorite drivers or debating the merits of obscure indie bands, one thing is for sure: the indie spirit is alive and well in the world of IndyCar racing, even if they have nothing to do with each other.

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