"Can they throw the carpool lane in there too?"

WASHINGTON D.C.—The Supreme Court has declared that motorists are permitted to deploy one blue shell per year at a driver occupying the fast lane while adhering to the speed limit. This decision marks a significant departure from conventional traffic regulations and has sparked a flurry of reactions across the nation.

Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, delivering the majority opinion, emphasized the gravity of the issue at hand, stating, "There is no greater violation on American roads than driving the speed limit in the fast lane. It disrupts the natural flow of traffic and contributes to congestion and frustration among drivers. The blue shell serves as a necessary deterrent to such behavior, promoting efficiency on our highways."

The ruling has been met with both applause and fear from motorists nationwide. While some celebrate the newfound power bestowed upon drivers, others — mostly those that can't drive well — express concerns about the potential chaos and danger it may introduce to the roads.

One motorist, upon hearing the news, couldn't help but raise a valid question: "Can they throw the carpool lane in there too?" This query highlights the need to correct idiots on the road.

The debate over driving etiquette and enforcement will continue to evolve in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision. Whether the allowance of blue shell deployment will lead to greater harmony or chaos on the roads remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure – shitty drivers are officially on notice.