Honda Community Celebrates the Millionth Stolen Civic with a Cake of the Club
December 12, 2023

"...we're a million strong hopefully they'll move on to KIAs."

TORRANCE—The Honda community recently observed a peculiar milestone – the millionth stolen Honda Civic. Instead of responding with frustration or disappointment, they are opting to take back the narrative with a different approach, commemorating the event with a cake shaped like the Club anti-theft device.


The gathering, which brought together Honda aficionados from various backgrounds, showcased the community's ability to find humor in no longer owning their beloved Civics. The cake, carefully crafted in the form of the Club anti-theft device, served as both a symbol of protection and how easy it is to steal Hondas.


One enthusiast at the event explained the community's unconventional perspective, stating, "While theft is never something to celebrate, all our Honda's were stolen so we might as well have cake. It's our protest against thieves and now that we're a million strong hopefully they'll move on to KIAs."


The celebration took a different approach to address a serious issue, highlighting the resilience and camaraderie within the Honda community. Another participant remarked, "Who would have thought a stolen car could bring us together? It's a testament to the unique bond we share over our love for Honda vehicles, that have been stolen, sometimes twice."


While the celebration may raise eyebrows due to its unconventional nature, it emphasizes the community's ability to find joy and connection even in situations that would typically evoke negativity. The millionth stolen Civic, though an unfortunate statistic, became an unexpected source of unity and amusement for the Honda enthusiasts who gathered to share laughs, stories, and a piece of cake shaped like the device that gave them enough confidence to make the mistake of street parking their Hondas.

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