It's Not About the Size of the Boat, but the Motion of the Ocean: And Other Great Racing Advice
February 5, 2024

"...thrusting forward towards victory."

HOLLYWOOD—In the fast-paced world of race car driving, a new book has emerged to offer a unique perspective on success behind the wheel. Titled "It's Not About the Size of the Boat, but the Motion of the Ocean: And Other Great Racing Advice," this book dives deep, balls deep, into the nuanced aspects of racing, challenging traditional notions of horsepower and providing invaluable tips for drivers that a struggling to "perform".


Author Jimmy John, a seasoned race car driver and enthusiast, shares his wealth of experience in a way that transcends the typical racing guide. The title suggests that success on the race track isn't solely determined by your size or power, but rather by finesse and skill.


Jimmy John reflects on the philosophy behind the title, stating, "Racing is not just about horsepower and speed. It's about understanding the nuances of every move, feeling the rhythm of the track, and thrusting forward towards victory."


One reader, Chris Perez, shares their thoughts on the book, stating, "As a racing enthusiast, I thought I knew it all, but this book opened my eyes. The unconventional wisdom presented here is a game-changer, and I'm sure that I will satisfy anyone who watches me perform."


The book has been gaining traction not only among racing enthusiasts but also within the broader community of motorsports. Its unconventional perspective and insightful tips have sparked conversations and debates in the racing world, challenging preconceived notions and inspiring a new generation of drivers.

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