Man Crashes into Two Cars After Forgetting to Lower Volume while Parallel Parking
February 6, 2024

"...volume down, focus up."

LAGUNA BEACH—In the world of urban parking, where precision and focus are paramount, one driver's oversight recently took the spotlight in a collision involving not one, but two unsuspecting cars. The reason? Ignoring the unwritten rules of parking  – the driver neglected to lower the volume while parallel parking.


Parallel parking is often seen as a meticulous dance, a delicate maneuver that requires full concentration. His concentration suffered significant consequences without lowering the volume to Toni Braxton's 'Un-break My Heart,' which he had running on loop. Consequences that included a collision that turned heads and raised eyebrows.


The anonymous driver, now infamous for his car karaoke, admitted, "I never thought a blaring stereo could cause such chaos during parking. It's a lesson learned the hard way – volume down, focus up."


Sarah Thompson, who witnessed the incident, commented, "We all forget a few skills from time to time, but this guy takes the cake. Everybody knows it – turn the music down when parking."


This story serves as a reminder that sometimes the most overlooked details can lead to unexpected outcomes. The parking landscape, a stage rife with tight squeezes and careful maneuvers, now has a protagonist – the volume knob. As drivers navigate the concrete jungle, they might be better served by paying close attention to their knobs.

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