"...this is the thanks we get?"

CALABASAS—Harbor Freight jack stands have spoken out against the criticism they've faced over the years, defending their legacy in the garages of DIY mechanics everywhere. Harbor Freight jack stands have long been the go-to choice for weekend warriors. However, they've also become a target of ridicule for 'alleged' reliability issues.

"I’ve been holding up your sh*tty cars for years," said a defiant Harbor Freight jack stands, during an unsanctioned press conference. "People love to complain about us, but let’s be honest—your rusted-out project car wasn’t exactly doing us any favors. We’ve supported your rides while you sit there drinking beer and watching TV, and this is the thanks we get?"

For years, social media memes and auto forums have roasted the budget jack stands, often suggesting they are accidents waiting to happen. Yet, many owners swear by them, pointing out that the stands have been reliable despite the occasional recall.

“I’ve used Harbor Freight jack stands for almost a decade,” said seasoned DIY mechanic Mateo González. “Sure, I’ve had a few cars fall, but I wasn't under them. They’ve held up my civic just fine.”

Critics remain unconvinced, though. “I just don’t trust them,” said car enthusiast Clara Reyes. “There are better options on Amazon and they're even made in the same factory!”

Despite the detractors, Harbor Freight jack stands aren’t backing down. “We may not be the flashiest or most expensive or strongest, but we get the job done most of the time. So before you throw shade, take a look in the mirror and then get this damn car off me,” the jack stand added with a final jab.