"...You have no idea what my dad can do to you."

MISSISSIPPI—Jesus was pulled over by local police after allegedly driving erratically and smelling of wine. The incident, which took place late last night, has left both law enforcement and the public scratching their heads.

According to the police report, Jesus was driving after someone randomly asked him to take the wheel when he was stopped by Officer Mike Stevens. The officer reported that Jesus exhibited a strong odor of wine. When approached, Jesus reportedly became belligerent, shouting, "Do you know who I am? I can walk on water. You have no idea what my Dad can do to you."

The confrontation quickly escalated, with Officer Stevens finding it challenging to manage the situation. "It was one of the most unusual stops I've ever encountered," Stevens admitted. "There was no record of him from his youth to his thirties, which made it difficult to verify his identity or background."

The situation was further complicated by Jesus's claims. "He was insistent that he's a stable genius and kept referencing his 'Dad,'" Stevens continued. "He also called me a sheep and that' I'd pay the consequences for being a woke Liberal."

As the incident unfolded, many onlookers gathered, documenting the scene. Some supporters argued that the arrest was unjust and that he should be let off with a warning because of who he is. Others thought that no one should be excused of consequence, not even the son of god.