"We want a name that truly reflects the pig's success and standing in our league."

LONDON—The League of Pigs is considering renaming their fastest pig, Boarstappen, amid a disappointing season for Formula 1 driver Max Verstappen. The decision stems from Verstappen's struggle to secure victories or even podium finishes in the 2024 season, leading the pig racing league to reconsider the name of their top racer.

Boarstappen, known for its dominance in the pig racing circuit, has become a symbol of excellence in the racing world. However, as Verstappen's performance falters, the league is debating a name change that would better reflect the pig's racing prowess. "The name Boarstappen has served us well, but with Verstappen's recent struggles, it feels like it's becoming a bit of a joke," said League of Pigs spokesperson, Gerald Oinkley. "We want a name that truly reflects the pig's success and standing in our league."

The debate has sparked mixed reactions among fans and league members. Some argue that renaming the pig could sever the connection between the racing world and the pig racing league. "Boarstappen has become a legendary name in our league," said pig racing enthusiast, Ellie Snout. "Changing it just because Verstappen sucks seems a bit extreme."

On the other hand, there is a growing sentiment that the name should evolve for the pig's sake. "It’s understandable that the league wants to distance itself from a driver whose performance isn't living up to expectations," remarked racing analyst, Hammy Blunt. "But we also need to think of the pig, look how embarrassed he looks!"

As discussions continue, the League of Pigs remains committed to honoring their top racer. They  have even reached out to Adrian Newey in an effort to appease the embarrassed pig. The final decision will be revealed as the season progresses, for now the league continues to scramble for a solution to Red Bull Racing's poor form.