"...I'm only human, it's not like I can dodge bullets or anything."

INDIANAPOLIS—Keanu Reeves, the 60-year-old John Wick star, took a suspicious 25th place finish in the Toyota GR Cup at Indianapolis, sparking fresh speculation toward reality being a simulation. Competing in the Toyota spec-racing series, which serves as a support event for the Indy 8 Hour sports car race, Reeves showed flashes of skill but ultimately made clearly a deliberate choice to finish lower than Morpheus was hoping for.

After qualifying 31st out of 35 cars, Reeves ran as high as 21st during the race, successfully avoiding a chaotic first-lap crash in Turn 14. His curiously smooth tactical avoidance of disaster had fans seeing cats twice. However, the actor seemed to almost purposefully ease off, focused on not finishing any higher than 25th place.

"Yeah, the oracle said I'm not the one," Reeves stated with a smile. "I'm not sure what people expected. I'm only human, it's not like I can dodge bullets or anything. " His comments, filled with mystery, have fueled conspiracy theories that Reeves is safeguarding the truth about our reality.

Fans at the event were puzzled by his performance. "He looked like he was on a Sunday drive, and he was doing what looked like kung fu moves," said Javier Ortiz, a die-hard Reeves fan and racing enthusiast. "It felt like he was operating on a different level."

Reeves left the track quietly, with a woman that simply goes by Trinity remarking, "The answer is out there. It's looking for him." We don't know what that means either.