"I haven't gone once this year but I'm pretttyyyy sure I'm still fast..."

BROOKLANDS—The world’s oldest race track, a historic venue that has been a cornerstone of motorsport for 118 years, is still drawing in racers and fans alike. With over a century of racing history, the track has hosted countless events, but somehow you're still not getting enough seat time.

“I should really get out there,” says "driver" Mark Santis, “I haven't gone once this year but I'm pretttyyyy sure I'm still fast”

The track, known for its unique layout and old-school charm, has seen both technological advancements and a surge of modern racers eager to test their skills. The track is just waiting for them to show up at this point.

Racers from all over the world could be visiting the track year after year, chasing faster lap times and hoping for more opportunities behind the wheel. But they sit there writing these stupid articles instead. Maria Fuentes, a professional racer, says it best: “You come here to get better, but you’re still slow.”

As the track marks its 118th anniversary, one thing is clear: even after more than a century, drivers still don't get enough seat time.