You can still do donuts, just not that kind.

LOS ANGELES—LA Cars and Coffee, a popular gathering spot for car enthusiasts in Los Angeles, has made a surprising announcement: they are banning all cars from their weekly event due to issues with revving and burnouts. The decision comes after local business owners complained that they are tired of making their minimum wage employees scrub the tire marks on their multi-million dollar parking lot.

The event, known for its relaxed atmosphere and diverse display of automobiles, has been a staple for car enthusiasts in the LA area. However, recent gatherings have been marred by instances of excessive revving and dangerous burnouts, prompting organizers to take action.

"We have always prided ourselves on providing a safe and welcoming environment for car enthusiasts to come together and share their passion," said the event's organizer, who wished to remain anonymous. "Unfortunately, we are have forced us to make this difficult decision to protect the interests of the maste.. I mean local business owners."

The ban on cars at LA Cars and Coffee seems to be temporary, with organizers hoping to find a solution that will allow the event to continue in the future. In the meantime, they are working with local authorities to ensure that the ban is enforced and that future events are free from cars. People are still encouraged to attend and shop at all the local shops the spot has to offer.

"We understand that this decision may disappoint some of our regular attendees, but the safety of our community is our top priority," the organizer added. "We hope that by taking this step, we can send a clear message that having fun is a privilege reserved for business owners and their friends."

Car enthusiasts in the LA area are divided in their opinions on the ban. Some see it as a necessary measure to ensure safety, while others feel that it unfairly penalizes responsible drivers. Regardless, most agree that it's time the poor business owners stop suffering so much.

As LA Cars and Coffee works to find a solution, car enthusiasts will have to find alternative ways to enjoy their hobby. In the meantime, organizers are hopeful that the ban will send a clear message that reckless driving will not be tolerated at their events, ensuring a safer but still profitable environment. You can still do donuts, just not that kind.