"...Ain't much else to do 'round here now."

TEXAS—Project Cars are revving up across Texas as residents find themselves with an unexpected surplus of free time. This surge in productivity comes on the heels of PornHub's decision to block access to its site statewide, leaving many Texans with a void to fill in their schedules.

Bubba Joe, a resident of Houston, shared his newfound enthusiasm for his automotive project, stating, "Well, since I can't access my favorite site no more, I reckon I'll finally finish up that old Mustang I been workin' on. Ain't much else to do 'round here now."

Meanwhile, over in Austin, Darlene Sue expressed similar sentiments, saying, "I used to spend hours on that site, but now that it's blocked, I've got plenty of time to devote to my passion project – restoring my old piles out there. It's actually been quite fulfilling."

Even in the remote town of Llano, Billy Bob has found a silver lining, noting, "I never realized how much time I was wastin' on that dang site until it got blocked. Now, I'm makin' real progress on my truck restoration. Maybe this ain't such a bad thing after all."

As Texans trade in their screen time for wrenches, the state is seeing a surge in automotive creativity, proving that every cloud has a silver lining – even if that cloud is a porn site blockade.