"I crossed the finish line and used my feet..."

COSTA MESA—Ivan Usleau, the purported winner of the recent marathon, has been disqualified for using a race car to complete the course. Usleau, known for his arrog…champion spirit, reacted to the decision with apparent bewilderment, remarking, "Oh, excuseee me, I thought this was a race?!"

Usleau's response reflected his belief that his actions were justified, arguing, "If all these other people wanted to win so badly, maybe they should have been faster!" His lack of understanding regarding the rules and sportsmanship left officials with zero doubt that this guy was a race car driver.

Officials were quick to clarify that Usleau's use of a race car violated the marathon's regulations, emphasizing that the event is meant to be a foot race. "Marathons are about human endurance and perseverance, not about using mechanical advantages," one official stated.

Despite his disqualification, Usleau remained defiant, insisting that his victory was legitimate. "I crossed the finish line and used my feet," he asserted. "They can try to take away my win, but they can't take away the fact that I'm the fastest!"

The decision to disqualify Usleau has sparked intense debate within the marathon community. While some support the ruling as necessary to maintain the integrity of the sport, others question whether the punishment fits the crime. Nevertheless, Usleau's actions have left a stain on the event, serving as a cautionary tale against unsportsmanlike conduct in the future.