Maserati Quattroporte Secures Top Ten Spot on Epstein's List
January 4, 2024

"...elevates its status as the car it's always been known to be."

WASHINGTON DC—The Maserati Quattroporte has finally clinched a spot on a top ten list, Epstein's List, marking one achievement for the luxury sedan. This accomplishment is particularly noteworthy as the Quattroporte has long eluded recognition, breaking a decades-long streak of being omitted from anything but depreciation infographics.


For years, critics have hurled insults at the Maserati Quattroporte's blend of Italian elegance, luxurious features, and unreliability. However, despite its deniable appeal, the car has consistently fallen short of making it into the upper echelons of prestigious rankings. Now, its inclusion in Epstein's Top Ten List highlights a renewed appreciation for the Quattroporte's unique charm and driving experience.


This achievement is likely to fuel interest and demand for the Maserati Quattroporte, mostly from politicians, bishops, and priests. The car's ability to secure a spot on Epstein's List elevates its status as the car it's always been known to be.

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