"...Now my financial ruin is as authentic as my virtual racing!"

SAN FRANCISCO—A new cryptocurrency called SIM Coin has entered the market. Touted as the perfect way to fully commit to financial recklessness, SIM Coin promises to revolutionize how sim racers fund their ever-expanding obsession.

“SIM Coin is more than just a currency—it’s a lifestyle,” said CEO Derrick Saunders during the coin’s virtual launch event, which was streamed exclusively in triple screen format for added realism. “Now, you can purchase overpriced pedals, carbon fiber steering wheels, and motion rigs without ever leaving the blockchain. Why use real money when you can use this bull**** for your virtual racing?”

The cryptocurrency is already gaining traction among the sim racing community, known for nothing more than it's name and soft association to sim racing. “I just converted my life savings to SIM Coin,” said Marco Jiménez, a self-proclaimed ‘sim purist’ who hasn’t touched a real car since 2020. “Now my financial ruin is as authentic as my virtual racing!”

Critics, however, are less enthusiastic. “This is just another way for sim racers to waste their money,” said financial analyst Linda Meyers. “At this rate, they’ll be done with their life savings in a week. Does anyone know if this is even real?”

Despite the skepticism, Saunders remains optimistic. “SIM Coin is the future of sim racing,” he declared. “Soon, we’ll roll out SIM Loans, so you can finance your next $15,000 rig. The only real limit is how much debt you’re willing to take on. And we know you're willing to take on a lot, because you're a winner!”

As the cryptocurrency world gears up for yet another inevitable crash, SIM Coin is proving one thing: when it comes to sim racing, there’s always room to burn more virtual rubber—and real money.