Super Car Owner Outraged That 'One Lap of America' Doesn't Actually Go Through All of America
September 22, 2023

"...I believe this needs to change."

WEST BRADFORD—In the world of automotive enthusiasts, the "One Lap of America" event is a legendary test of speed, endurance, and driving prowess. Spanning thousands of miles, the event challenges participants to navigate a circuitous route across the United States. However, for one passionate supercar owner, the allure of the event has been overshadowed by a surprising revelation: "One Lap of America" doesn't actually go through all of America.


Michael Thompson, a devoted supercar collector, recently participated in the prestigious event. Discontent with the incomplete route, Thompson decided to take matters into his own hands. He made a bold move by journeying to the "One Lap of America" headquarters in Ohio to express his grievances in person.


Upon arriving at the event's headquarters, Thompson was determined to make his concerns known. He stated, "I signed up for 'One Lap of America' expecting a true cross-country adventure, but it's evident that significant parts of our country are being left out. I believe this needs to change."


Thompson's actions resonated with other participants who shared similar sentiments about the event's geographic gap. Jessica Lee, a seasoned rally driver from New York, expressed her support, saying, "Michael's initiative is admirable. It's important that our voices are heard, and that 'One Lap of America' truly lives up to its name."


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