Thermal Residents Struggle to Count Money Amidst IndyCars Making All That Noise
March 25, 2024

"It was challenging to find a moment of peace and quiet..."

THERMAL—The Thermal Club was abuzz last weekend, but not with excitement from the IndyCar million dollar challenge. For many residents, the deafening roar of the engines made even the simplest tasks challenging. Residents found it difficult to count their money and have already lofted complains at their HOA.


Local resident, Sarah Thompson, expressed her frustration, stating, "The noise was so loud that I couldn't hear my Scrooge McDuck stock ticker. It made it really hard to focus on my money."


Similarly, long-time resident, James Rodriguez, shared his experience, saying, "I've lived in Thermal for over 5 years, and I've never heard noise like that. It was impossible to concentrate on anything and they left all these tire marks on our pristine track. Who even let them in?"


The noise didn't just disrupt daily activities; it also took a toll on residents' well-being. Emma Chen, a local therapist, noted an increase in stress levels among her clients during the event. "The constant noise created a sense of agitation and anxiety in many people. It was challenging to find a moment of peace and quiet," she remarked.


Despite the challenges posed by the event, some residents acknowledged the economic benefits it brought to the community. John Davis said, "I think I can make money off this."


As the engines quieted and life in Thermal returned to normal, residents reflected on the weekend's events. While they appreciated an economic boost, many hoped for better noise management in future events to ensure a more peaceful coexistence with the racing world.

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