"...the oil stains left behind take our minimum wage baristas hours to remove."

IRVINE—Numerous coffee shops across the country have announced a boycott of popular Cars & Coffee events, citing the exorbitant costs of removing oil stains left by attendees from their parking lots. These gatherings, which attract car enthusiasts eager to showcase their money pits to other shit box owners, have become increasingly problematic for local businesses hosting them.

"Every weekend, we welcome dozens of car enthusiasts to our lot," said Mary Wagner, owner of Beans & Brews in Irvine, California. "But the oil stains left behind take our minimum wage baristas hours to remove. It's simply unsustainable."

The boycott has sparked a significant debate within the community, with many car enthusiasts expressing frustration over the decision. However, the financial burden placed on coffee shops cannot be ignored.

"We've had to hire extra staff to handle the volume of oil stains," explained James Carter, owner of Java Junction in Malibu. "The oil stains are unsightly; they also pose a safety hazard. One customer slipped and fell last month, and we had to settle a lawsuit which cost us even more money."

Cars & Coffee events have long been a staple for automotive aficionados, providing a relaxed environment for people to gather and admire a variety of vehicles. However, the unintended consequences of these events are now coming to light.

"We never intended for this to happen," said Mike Perez, a regular attendee of Cars & Coffee in Costa Mesa. "I usually bring cardboard but I forgot to put it down. My car burns more than it leaks anyway."

As the boycott gains traction, some are calling for better cooperation between event organizers and local businesses to address the issue. Potential solutions include finding venues with easier to clean surfaces.

For now, coffee shops are standing firm in their decision, hoping to spur a broader conversation about the true costs of community events. Whether through innovative solutions or increased awareness, it's clear that a balance must be struck to keep both car enthusiasts and coffee shop owners happy.