"...they unknowingly contribute to the future of the United States of America."

FRESNO—Corn farmers across the nation are extending their thanks to the car community for playing a significant role in putting their children through college. This unexpected bond between two seemingly unrelated groups has emerged as car enthusiasts turn to E85, a fuel blend containing ethanol produced from corn, in pursuit of maximum horsepower and street dominance.

Speaking on behalf of the farming community, Don Smith, a corn farmer from Fresno, expressed his appreciation, saying, "We never imagined that our corn crops would play such a significant goal in the horsepower wars. It's truly remarkable how the demand for E85 from car enthusiasts has singlehandedly put our kids through the best colleges."



At gas stations across the country, clerks have witnessed the fervor firsthand as car enthusiasts flock to fill up on E85, eager to extract every ounce of horsepower from their engines. Sarah Stevens, a gas station clerk in California, remarked, "You can always tell who are the people coming in for E85 because they will take pictures of their cars first. It's a lot of them. Now that I think of it, they put my kids through college too."

For car enthusiasts, the allure of E85 lies in its ability to boost horsepower, particularly in vehicles equipped with high-performance engines. Jim Reynolds, a car enthusiast and mechanic, shared his perspective, stating, "E85 has become a game-changer for us. We're constantly looking for ways to squeeze out more power, and using ethanol blends like E85 allows us to achieve inflated horsepower numbers and outperform the competition, even if it's just from stoplight to stoplight."

The unexpected symbiosis between corn farmers and car enthusiasts serves as a reminder of the interconnectedness of industries and the ripple effects of consumer choices. As car enthusiasts continue to seek out performance enhancements, they unknowingly contribute to the future of the United States of America.