"...for Katy Perry, the sky is no longer the limit."

SANTA BARBARA, CA—Fresh off her luxury joyride into the upper atmosphere, washed pop star and culturally oblivious Katy Perry has shared her reflections on space travel—and demonstrated just how down to earth she really is in the process.

"Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit," Perry said in an interview. "For those ten minutes or less, I’m free."

The quote, delivered with the earnestness of someone who has absolutely zero concept of reality, immediately drew puzzled reactions from Earth’s remaining population.

“She’s right. I also stop thinking about my mortgage—for about ten minutes when I’m asleep and then wake up in cold sweats still wondering how I'm going to pay it,” said local teacher Amanda Ruiz. “Also... what store? Is she really expecting us to believe she shops at a store?”

Analysts say Perry’s comments have joined the most elite pantheon of celebrity, alongside Gal Gadot’s "Imagine" video and that time a Kardashian wondered why people don’t "just work harder."

Blue Origin is embracing the moment. It's now offering a new premium package: the Katy Perry Freedom Flight, which includes ten minutes of weightlessness, a Spotify playlist of forgotten 2013 hits, and a reminder that if you’re rich enough, you can make a meaningful impact in society—but you don't have to.

Critics have pointed out that for the average person, Katy Perry is something they have to look up on Google. “What is a Katy Perry and why is it in space?” asked rideshare driver Raul Martinez. “It gets ten minutes of freedom at 55 miles above sea level. I get ten minutes of freedom when my kids finally get to eat. I guess that's the same thing.”

Perry, meanwhile, remains unapologetic. Sources say she’s already brainstorming her next journey: "Astronauts like us need to push the boundaries and find the next frontier for humanity. How else am I supposed to help society?"

For now, back on Earth, Perry’s nonexistent fans are busy debating whether her remarks were tone-deaf, inspirational, or just what happens when you spend too much time smelling your own farts.

One thing is certain: for Katy Perry, the sky is no longer the limit—just a brief escape from an Earth riddled with struggle.