"Trust us, it’s all for the greater good of Elon."

PALO ALTO—Tesla has requested that Cybertruck owners just leave their vehicles with them until 2026, as the number of recalls for the futuristic, stainless-steel behemoth continues to climb. The announcement, made via X (formerly known as Twitter), has left many early adopters stunned.

“We understand this isn’t ideal,” said Tesla spokesperson Jenna Liu. “However, given the complexity of the Cybertruck’s design and the extensive failures in engineering, design, and build, it’s the safest and most efficient option for both our owners and our team. Trust us, it’s all for the greater good of Elon.”

The tweet—or X... what's it called?... whatever—outlines a temporary program where owners can drop off their Cybertrucks at designated Tesla facilities, promising them “top-tier maintenance and safety upgrades” over the extended period. Despite Tesla’s assurances, some owners are less than enthusiastic about parting with their long-awaited electric trucks.

“Are you kidding me?” said James Orsin, an early Cybertruck enthusiast. “I waited years for this truck. Now they want me to give it back for another two years? Well, if Elon says so, I guess it’s for the best.”

Critics argue that the move highlights deeper issues with the Cybertruck’s rushed development and complex engineering. Automotive analyst Maria Thornton explained, “Tesla’s bold choices come with risks. From structural concerns to not firing Elon ages ago, it’s clear they’re grappling with challenges they hadn’t anticipated.”

Meanwhile, some owners are trying to stay optimistic. “If they can make this truck live up to the hype, I’ll wait,” said Mark Simpson, a Texas rancher. “But if I’m getting it back in 2026, I better get to meet Musk.”

Tesla has yet to clarify when owners might expect further updates or compensation details..