The Makers of BlinkerFluid Unveil Automatic Turn Signals Engineered for BMW Vehicles
January 16, 2024

"...It's a cool because I don't have to change."

SAN CLEMENTE—The creators of BlinkerFluid have introduced a cutting-edge innovation designed specifically for BMW vehicles – automatic turn signals. This groundbreaking technology aims to address the long-standing issue of people complaining about BMW driver's turn signals.


The inventor of BlinkerFluid, John Anderson, expressed his motivation behind the invention, stating, "I came up with the idea for automatic turn signals because, frankly, I was tired of hearing people complain about BMW drivers cutting them off without signaling. It seemed like a prevalent issue on the roads, and I wanted to create a solution that not only addressed the problem but did everything but tell BMW to use their turn signals."


The automatic turn signal system is designed to detect the driver's intended direction and activate the corresponding signal without manual input. This hands-free approach aims to encourage BMW drivers to adopt a more conscientious driving behavior, ensuring smoother traffic flow and reducing the frustration often associated with abrupt lane changes.


In response to this innovative development, a BMW enthusiast and driver, Michael Rodriguez, shared his perspective, saying, "I have to admit, I wasn't always the best at using my turn signals before. But with this automatic feature, I can keep not paying attention to them, and the car takes care of it for me. It's a cool because I don't have to change."


While the automatic turn signal system may be seen as a step towards a more considerate driving culture, opinions on its impact may vary. For some, it represents a welcome solution to a persistent issue, while others may question the necessity of such a feature. Regardless, BlinkerFluid's innovative approach is sure to spark conversations about the future of driving etiquette and technology integration in the automotive industry.

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