"...I don't even own anything to play it on."

IRVINE—Kia Motors has pledged to make amends for customers affected by recent vehicle thefts by offering them free copies of the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 (GTA 6). The South Korean automotive giant has taken an unconventional approach to console their distressed customers by giving them a chance to release their anger and be thieves themselves.

Kia's spokesperson released a statement, saying, "We understand the frustration and distress our customers may be experiencing after the unfortunate incidents of vehicle theft. We believe that offering them a chance to step into the virtual shoes of thieves in Grand Theft Auto 6 can be a cathartic experience. It's a way for them to channel their emotions and perhaps even find a sense of empowerment instead of blaming us everyday."

This unexpected solution has left many customers bewildered, with one stating, "I'm genuinely confused about how playing a video game can possibly make up for the loss of my actual car. I don't even own anything to play it on."

While Kia's initiative to provide a form of entertainment may be seen as an innovative attempt to connect with their customers, the divide between the practicality of virtual compensation and the tangible loss of a vehicle remains a point of contention. Some may appreciate the gesture as a unique way to cope with the unfortunate events, while others may question the sincerity and effectiveness of this unconventional approach.